Horsemen Den – 6.5.25

2025 Draft Grades & Recap

First things first—I vote to keep the draft online moving forward, but let’s push it back to August 1st to allow for clearer depth charts and preseason buzz.

Goats

Grade: A-
Pulled a fast one on Bill by trading up with zero intention of drafting Josh Allen—respect. Landed four starters: Barkley, Sutton, Warren, and Sanders. Blue might even get a shot at RB in Dallas. Only reason for the slight downgrade?  Jordan Love was traded for a much better package than you got for him – huge miss. 

Co’s Pro’s

Grade: A
Jeanty is a steal—if he had played at Georgia or Texas, people would be calling him the next Marshall Faulk. Harvey could become the next Kamara under Sean Payton. Not personally sold on DJ Moore, but still a strong pick. Also, loading up on TEs—do you know something we don’t? Rule change coming?

Bohemians

Grade: B+
Got outmaneuvered by Oat in the trade-up… let that sink in. That said, landing a top-3 QB for the next 7 years is huge, but I give Bill 3.5 years before he trades Josh. I was trying to trade up to get Josh myself. Johnson in Pittsburgh is a smart play—he’ll get volume. Loveland and Harris should both be starters.

Goodfellas

Grade: D
Limited draft capital. Kirk is crashing faster than you guys at the rest stop. Finnan has potential… in 2026.

Buffalo 66

Grade: B
Hampton and Hunter are true wildcards—both could boom or bust. Hampton especially has a high upside. But Hunter in Jacksonville? Not loving it—especially with that overhyped QB.

Incubus

Grade: B-
Baker in Tampa with those weapons is a great for fantasy football numbers. Pro tip: start him every week except his bye. Goedert has one year left, and the rest of the draft was pretty forgettable.

Terry Schiavos

Grade: B
Now wearing the “fair and equitable” crown in trade talks. Loaded up for a strong EO25 run with Metcalf, Brown, and Hockenson. Good move acquiring Jordan Love. Lou who?

TBD

Grade: B-
No immediate starters for 2025, but Henderson, Williams, and Sanders should contribute in 2026. Keep an eye on Fidone—he could be a sleeper at TE.

Utter Dominance

Grade: B
Tom was thrilled to land Lamar Jackson—momentarily. The excitement faded, and the rest of the draft fizzled. And Ridley? Bum status confirmed.

Cellmates

Grade: B-
Outside of Judkins, not much to love. What’s the plan with all the QBs you drafted?

Horsemen

Grade: C+
Went all in last year when I shouldn’t have—but rebuilt the WR room and snagged what could be a steal on Atlanta’s offensive line. Run, Penix, run! The extra 2026 picks should help the rebuild take shape or redraft the EO25 players I traded.

DDR

Grade: A
Might have landed the top rookie WR and a TE in Taylor who will be Fields’ favorite check-down option. Quietly had a great draft.

Gamblers

Grade: C+
Dart could be a home run or a complete bust. If the Giants move on from their coaching staff, Dart may be toast. The Samuel pick? Bold, if nothing else.