Power Rankings:
9.29.26
1. Gamblers: They're
steamrolling everyone, and the scary part is
Mahomes looks like his old self and is
closing in on a 50-point game. Goats are
next, so expect 4-0.
2. Buffalo 66: 390
points scored, holy shit. Don't forget the
lone loss came to Co's while Dan put up 117.
The beauty of this roster is the depth,
which lets him make any move he wants.
Welcome to Buffalo 66, Chase Brown!
3. EndZone Animals: They
made the trek to Co's Pro's new home in
Lockport, NY, which is a serious road trip
for the Keith/Romey neighborhood, and won!
They're staring at a 4-0 start.
4. Cellmates: Big win
over TBD, but cracks are showing in the RB
and WR corps. Utter maybe a trap game this
week as Fellas are up next week. Bambi will
lose her mind if Romey loses to Utter.
5. Goodfellas: You're
welcome, because my call on your downfall
two weeks ago was wrong... or was it? You
handled Utter and a hollowed-out DDR. This
week you get a shot at a real man and a real
team in the Bohemians.
6. Bohemians: Two hot
weeks riding the Josh Allen train, and the
train just derailed. Now it's a
measuring-tape showdown with Fellas. Bambi,
explain the difference between a grower and
a shower. Bill is asking.
7. Co's Pro's: The good
news is Walker is still hot and Goff is
solid. The rest of your lineup looks like
mine or Goats', which is not a compliment.
This is nearly a must-win against TBD.
8. TBD: Dude, how do you
not start Brock Bowers? Did Romey slip
something into your salami sandwich?
9. Goats: Nice win over
Incubus, but let's be honest, that matchup
was a choice between a root canal and a
colonoscopy.
10. Terry Schiavos: First
win of the year, and it came against Utter,
which we've heard before. Respect the Odunze
trade.
11. Incubus: It gets
interesting now that Rodgers is the starter.
That's a 42-year-old QB and two starting RBs
over 30. Does Rodgers summon 2012… Is an
upset of Buffalo 66 in the cards this week?
12. DDR: What do you
even do? Maye is struggling, the RBs are
hurt or suspended, and Nico is out again.
Ask Romey if you can start two TEs.
Seriously, we should consider a 2 RB, 2 WR,
2 TE lineup. Good news: your first win is
coming this week against the Horsemen.
13. Utter Dominance: Let's
not pull off any upsets. Utter at Horsemen
in Week 6 is for the #1 pick...
14. Horsemen: The
playoff contender days are over. As stated,
the for-sale sign is up. Who do we take at
#1 next year?