12.9.25
Co’s Pro’s: Happy
Hanukkah—gift #1 was facing and beating
Utter Dominance to seal the East and locking
up a bye with pure dominance.
Terry Shiavois: Congrats on bye #2. Love the
aggressive EO26 shopping spree. We play to
win now, not to stress about what your
lineup looks like in three years (like some
owners). Go win the damn league—I’m pulling
for you.
Cellmates: Two monster wins to close the
season. Here’s hoping you didn’t peak a week
too early. Also… Tyler Slough quietly put up
nice numbers last week, in case you’re
second-guessing Dak.
Bohemians: Huge win for Bill. That Josh
Allen trade is aging like fine wine. And
ignore any JSN trade chatter—definitely not
coming from the guy who sent you JSN and a
pick for AJ Brown.
Gamblers: Jim—time to yank the wheel back
from Rob. Three losses in the last four
isn’t the vibe heading into the stretch.
Send Rob to the indoor driving range.
Buffalo 66: A little sweaty when Cousins
drops a -3, then you look up and Incubus has
19 heading into Monday night. That’s about
as relaxing a MNF sweat as you’ll ever get.
Goodfellas: Four straight wins to finish the
year strong and set the tone for next
season. Might be time to take a QB at #1… is
Jayden Daniels the new RGIII?
Endzone Animals: Hey, you showed up—83
points from a 7-6 squad still fighting for a
playoff spot is respectable.
DDR: Millonzi is probably outside NFL HQ
right now protesting Week 14 byes. No Maye,
no magic.
Goats: Romey owes you at least two free
hoagies for beating DDR and sparing him the
stress. Start picketing if those don’t show
up.
TBD: If you nail home runs with your 1st and
2nd rounders in 2026, watch out—this team
could get scary fast.
Horsemen: Who wants Jalen Hurts—aka the next
Russell Wilson now that defenses have him
pegged? Looking ahead to draft season
already.
Incubus: I’ve got nothing here besides: make
Oat’s hoagies and don’t be shy with the
extra meat.
Utter Dominance: Appreciate the yearly
donation. Pay early this time and maybe
Romey won’t win the whole thing… maybe.