12.2.26
Power Rankings
Gamblers: Chasing back-to-back glory. I’m
calling this squad the spiritual sequel to
the Horsemen dynasty—Mahomes, St. Brown,
McLaurin, and crew just keep rolling. Game
of the week vs. Cellmates. As Alan would
say: your score will update in real time…
congrats in advance!
Cellmates: Monster win over Co’s Pro’s, and
now it’s all about locking up that bye.
Feels like Dak is finally a set-and-forget
starter. Also, Trey McBride is an absolute
animal. Wouldn’t be shocked if the Ravens
O-line mauls Pittsburgh this week.
Terry Shiavos: Team EO26 handled business by
sweeping the Gamblers. Beat the overmatched
Horsemen and get a Gamblers loss, and a bye
is yours. Seeing a lot of chatter about Geno
Smith being a sneaky good play this week…
Co’s Pro’s: Got bounced by Romey, but the
schedule makers tossed you a lifeline with
Utter Defeat on deck. It’s simple: win and
you’re in.
Bohemians: Yikes. Roberts doubled you up in
points this week (I know you didn’t play
him). Sit with that for a minute. Now it’s
you vs. Keith, and the loser has to rock
Keith’s photo as the team logo in 2026.
Stakes are HIGH.
DDR: Bless that 5–1 divisional record in the
soft Central, because otherwise… whew. Four
straight Ls, but you’ve got the Goats this
week, who look like they’re actively trying
to lose.
Horsemen: Must win, and you’ll need some
help. Also… anyone else getting “Hurts is
turning into Russell Wilson” vibes? Just me?
TBD: Nobody had “Jacoby Brissett carrying
the squad” on their bingo card, but here we
are. Bowers is legit—don’t move him unless
Goodfellas is paying two 1sts.
Buffalo 66: Primetime last week vs. TBD and
you laid an egg. Tough scene at a brutal
time.
Goodfellas: Already locked up the #1 overall
pick thanks to Roberts, so now it’s about
finishing strong—gunning for four straight
to close the year. Motto season: “Building
for next year,” “Trust the Process.”
Endzone Animals: The joy you gifted the
Fellas last weekend… truly heartwarming (for
them). Can’t wait for the trash talk
showdown with Bill.
Incubus: A win here just feels right. 7–7
fits the vibe perfectly.
Goats: #2 overall pick secured, so this week
finish strong and beat DDR.
Utter Dominance: 86 points isn’t bad at all.
Time to dust off the pride shirt and go ruin
Co’s Pro’s playoff hopes.