Power
Rankings – 11.4.25
1. Co’s Pro’s
Four straight wins since
losing to the Horsemen! Perfect timing to
face the Gamblers without Mahomes. Al’s
gotta love that kicker rule—Loop nails four
extra points and somehow nets 14 more from
his punter. Unreal.
2. Terry Shiavos
Gotta love the “win-now”
mindset. He’s going all-in on EO25 players,
channeling the spirit of the team’s former
owner: “F#CK next year—cash in now!” A win
this week could officially end Keith’s
football hopes.
3. DDR
Didn’t matter who you faced—TBD
wrecked you—but seriously, how do you start
Knight over Hubbard or Dowdle? Please
explain.
4. Cellmates
Escaped with a win over the
F&E Fellas, but that was rough. You’ll need
to win 3 of your last 5, including both
division games at the end. Who scheduled
back-to-back matchups with Fellas and Utter
anyway?
5. Bohemians
Two straight wins and now
face DDR this week. Romey’s your biggest fan
right now. Three of your last five are
divisional—huge stretch ahead.
6. Gamblers
Two stinkers in a row—has Rob
taken the reins again? Jim, time to grab the
wheel and send Rob back to the golf course.
Is Jaxon Dart really your savior this week?
7. Incubus
Like clockwork—every season,
you crush me at least once. That’s all I’m
saying.
8. Horsemen
At least JJ looked decent!
And Gadsden, Top-3 tight end material and a
total draft steal.
9. Buffalo 66
The Atlanta Falcons are a
mess. How can a team waste one of the
league’s best running backs so badly?
10. EndZone Animals
Solid win over the
Gamblers. If you take down Terry this week,
the wild card door swings wide open.
11. TBD
Holy hell—146 points in one
game?! You’ve scored that much over the last three combined!
Bowers is a monster. Thank God I don’t have
to play you again.
12. Utter Dominance
Losing by one point
is brutal. It’s like being one inch short…
story of Tom’s life.
13. Goats
88 points—respectable. Sam
Darnold might actually be legit. Want to
swap Tee Higgins for Jayden Higgins?
14. Goodfellas
As The Rock would say: “Know
your role…” Please lose
this week—it’s for everyone’s good.