Final Rankings
1.
Horsemen: Why,
cause I had a loss on a tie and frankly, EA inherited a
great team and doesn’t deserve the #1 spot.
2.
EndZone Animals:
Hey Tom, how about throwing a TD to a WR, damn
Gronkowski.
3.
Stogies: Greg has a
great chance to defend his title.
4.
Goodfellas: Great
finish to make the playoffs and like I said before, no
one would have guessed that Newton, Lynch & Cruz would
be your horses.
5.
Bohemians: The
luster may be off William a bit, but his team is a
steady scorer and the Detroit Lions need to win, so
Stafford could be big.
6.
Incubus: 4 straight
loses is not the way to end the season.
7.
Co’s Pro’s: Way to
finish with 3 quality wins and ruining others hopes. So
what, you’re not drafting in the top 3, you’re team
doesn’t need it.
8.
Utter Dominance:
The mighty East ended your playoff hopes….
9.
Warriors: Jim has
this team going in the right direction, a good draft and
he should be a contender
10.
Gamblers: Playing
the Saints defense when they were on bye was the end of
your season. My suggestion, hire a GM & Coach and just
be the money guy for this team!
11.
Cellmates: The team
that used to be 5 deep at QB now has very little, but
Barkley or Griffin may look good in a Mates jersey next
year
12.
Goats: Differential
Pool winner in Week 14, nice, now you can pay the glory
hole services
13.
DDR: Ouch, you got
spanked by Oat….visualize it, visualize it, yes, you
like it
14.
Underdogs: Quitter
Playoff Predictions
Stogies (-12.5) @ Goodfellas
QB: Slight edge to Stogies as Brees
is machine. Newton is good, but has turnovers
RB: Slight edge to Fellas as Lynch
has been a difference maker lately
WR: Even as both suck
TE: Huge edge to Stogies as Gates is
back
K: Who cares
Def: Stogies as GB will shut down KC
OL: Going to say even as Dallas OL
with Murray has question marks
Intangibles: Well, Greg is the
defending champ and is expecting a child soon (as I am)
while Joe and Paul are funnier…
Prediction: Goodfellas in a mild
upset as Newton, Lynch & Rice all put up good numbers
Incubus @ Bohemians (-16)
QB: Slight edge to Incubus as
Stafford is playing strong and the Lions must win.
RB: Even as both teams are down to 1
RB and both have tough matchups
WR: Even as neither is impressive
TE: Edge to Boho’s as Graham is a
beast, but Finley or Gonzalez can put up good number
too, but who do you play???
K: Whatever
Def: Edge to Incubus as if JP Losman
plays for the Fish, the Bills will score. Chicago is
good too.
OL: Even as both have tough matchups
Intangibles: Paul is greasy and
dirty while Bill shaves his entire body and is greasy
for other reasons
Prediction: Incubus slide continues
as Bohemians pull it out and sprays it all over Paul
Following Week
Goodfellas lose to Horsemen
Bohemians lose to EZ Animals
Championship
Horsemen win as Brady & Gronk sit at
half-time vs the Bills