Horsemen's Den
4.21.25
If I were calling the shots for
each team, here’s how I’d play it:
1. Goats
You've got Joe Burrow locked
in through 2026—time to win now.
Pairing Burrow with Lamar or Josh Allen doesn’t
move the needle enough to justify keeping both.
Sir William of the Bohemians is open to dealing.
Proposed trade:
Goats receive: Picks #3, #15
(their original pick), and Bohemians’ 2026 1st
Bohemians receive: This pick
(#1 overall) and 2026 3rd rounder
Bill takes QB Josh Allen—he’s done with Lamar’s
diva act.
Backup Plan: Trade
with Utter Dominance for pick #4, a 2026
2nd-rounder, and a 2027 1st.
2. Co’s Pro’s
Can’t pass on QB Lamar
Jackson.
Trades Bo Nix later in this draft.
3. Bohemians
With the trade, Goats
grab RB Saquon Barkley—filling a major need at
RB1.
4. Utter Dominance
Tom is chasing a
title. With Saquon off to the Goats, he reloads
with RB Ashton Jeanty.
5. Buffalo 66
This WR-heavy squad
starts nine WRs
in spirit but only three can play. Time to
balance it out. With 3 mid-tier QBs on his
roster, he thinks 1 will get him 15 points per
week so goes RB here—selection: Omarion Hampton.
6. Incubus
Honestly, should be working
the phones to trade down. Bill might bite if it
involves a bar meet-up. Without a deal, safe
pick is QB Cam Ward.
7. Endzone Animals
Keith believes in
Javonte Williams’ Dallas breakout. WRs are aging
out. Pick is WR Tetairoa McMillan.
8. Terry Shiavos
Let’s be real—your QB
room (Wilson, Geno, Cousins) is the fantasy
equivalent to reading the 122 non-fantasy
football emails from this league each week.
Trade:
Terry Shiavos trade picks #8 and #22 to Co’s
Pro’s for QB Bo Nix and pick #26.
Co’s Pro’s pick: RB TreVeyon
Henderson.
9. TBD
Open to trading down if someone
wants Shedeur Sanders. Needs RB help, but
value’s not there. Goes with versatile playmaker
WR/CB Travis Hunter—will petition to get 2
points for each INT he gets.
10. Co’s Pro’s
QB Sanders is tempting,
but rolls with WR Emeka Egbuka to bolster the
offense.
11. Cellmates
Picture this: Romey
surrounded by 4 monitors, 3 fantasy magazines,
and ChatGPT.
Unlike Tom, he’s all
in on TEs. Romey is thinking
about changing the rules to allow 2 TEs to start
and get 12 points per TD (Joe/Paul – there will
be no vote on this).
Pick: TE Tyler Warren.
12. Bohemians
Bill needs a TE badly.
Considers trading for Kyle Pitts but opts for TE
Colston Loveland instead.
13. DDR
Needs a WR. Easy call: WR
Luther Burden III.
14. Gamblers
As defending champs,
they’re playing with house money. They lose
Mahomes after this season but get this they won
a F#CKING championship!
Pick will be a QB
with Rob teeing off on a par 3 145 yards with
water in front:
-
Hits the green? Take Shedeur
Sanders
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Misses but stays in play? Take
Baker Mayfield
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Lands in the water? Take Sam
Darnold
Rob—let us know how the swing went.